What if the world were homosexual? What if Madam and Eve were the first two people on earth and all of God’s children were conceived the same way his own son was? The president and First Gentleman would lead the country. The ins and outs of homosexuality would be taught in school. Moms and moms and dads and dads would prepare their children for same-sex marriage. And if a young man and a young woman happened to find themselves attracted to each other, well, they'd be damned.